aluminum-heart:

aluminum-heart:

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

roachpatrol:

detournementsmineurs:

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

i desperately need this, and one single m&m to put in it

bathtubaccidents:

bathtubaccidents:

completely unfunny on main

just totally blowing it

just embarrassing frankly on main

dankxsinatra:

shackleshotgun:

Please

kill me

thebootydiaries:

me: yea if self aware robots were a thing i’d totally respect them as equals

also me, to my virus-laden driver-deprived laptop: mmmmmmmmmmm u r a hungee boy *installs a bunch of free mahjong solitaire programs*

mimeblood:

I can’t fucking comprehend that I live in a world where this article was published

soloontherocks:

sjw-bot:

right: bring back the racism

left: can sonic be trans?

centrist: sit on me

the tumblr bots are passing the turing test now

energyprison:

most people in skyrim: yeah about 500 years ago tiber septim founded the empire and then about 200 years ago the oblivion crisis happened and thats just about every important event

every nord: at the DAWN OF TIME my greeat great grandfather HANDS FUCK-BEARD, the greatest hero who EVER LIVED, built this farm with with nothing but his NUTS